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kelzadiddle) wrote2020-12-31 04:31 pm
kelzadiddle) wrote2020-12-31 04:31 pm
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Oh, What a Dream, Oh, What a Dream That Was... ♫
It would bore you to tears
Give me non-stop laughter, dispel disaster
Or the Rotter's Club might well lop off your ears
Laughing and drinking, dancing, grooving, stoned again
Falling over singing, hoping that you'll share it!"
Some say that she speaks in 14pt Times New Roman, and that keyboards everywhere live in fear that she will some day own them.
All we know is, she's called Kelza.
Born in [error 404: year not found] in the proud town of Town, in the nation of Country, she was raised by geese in a local park and brought up entirely on bread and Sainsbury's shopping trollies. On a whim she joined a band of Intergalactic Super Ninjas, followed the Philosophy of the Platypus and, using a cheese grater alone, grated her way to the top.
Boredom gives her headaches and she's ridiculously prone to boredom itself. It's said that when the moon is blue she can talk to badgers. Reality is a mere concept, as is normality. She's also a massive fan of Pink Floyd.
She spends her time watching endless Top Gear, Stargate and Futurama re-runs. If she isn't in front of the telly she can usually be found sat at her desk, typing ten bells out of her keyboard. She traded her life in for a novel idea (one which she has been working on for several months now) and fears that she may have to put her sanity on e-Bay in order to finish it.
Her theme song today is 'Lunatic's Lament', but it changes frequently. As does her favourite colour. Oh, and the shape of her nose, if you look very carefully.
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- A: yeah, so?
- Q: in add_a_writer it said to come here for a good time ...
- A: yeah, so ... what's the question?
- Q: when does the good time start?
- A: you seem to be enjoying yourself
- Q: well, yeah ... but I'm really tired of playing with myself ...
- A: and you expect me to respond to that?
- Q: you don't give points for double-on-tahn-duhs?
- A: right; we also don't give points for cutesy-bootsy spelling
- Q: why not?
- A: It's the Queen's English; just because you're living in the colonies, doesn't mean you get to make shit up on your own
- Q: you said a bad word
- A: I was thinking something much worse
- Q: really? would you tell me what you were thinking if I dropped my pants and sang something from "La Boheme"?
- A: 1) you can't sing, and 2) even if you could, I get the feeling there's really nothing in your pants worth singing about
- Q: why are television-English girls so hot?
- A: it's our ahhhhhhkkkkk-scent; "sounds, good enough to smell"
- Q: I'm in love already, and we just met
- A: ...
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