Your BMI WTFeries are due to conflicting calculators. Mine, due to my own idiocy. I have NO idea where that extra 30cm came from. WTF. If I were 190-odd centimetres, I'd officially classify as a giant :P The thing about BMI is it's just an estimate, so you never know.

I've had to pass down so many lovely jeans because of my backside :( I might just start buying size 14s and stitching size 16 arses into them... Frankenjeans! >:D

Shoes made for dainty feet are also a pain. And finding long-leg jeans. I'm a freak of nature who is about 75% legs, so most jeans come up to my sodding ankles.

I hate it when people automatically make that link when someone who isn't overly huge mentions losing weight. It's one thing to trim off a couple of clothes sizes, but another to strip yourself down to the bone.

Argh I know! I have a potential three more Christmas dinners coming up, with family and family friends. I might just let myself go on those particular occasions and keep tabs on myself the rest of the year. After all, despite what the adverts say, Christmas isn't all year long :P