Several weeks after the development of cardboard, our Father was sitting in His office watching stuff happening on Earth on His webcam, when He was struck by inspiration. What if cardboard were...CORRUGATED? And if He could corrugate cardboard, what COULDN'T he corrugate? Metal! Plastic! Roofing tiles! People's hair in the 1930's! And the sides of this musical instrument that He'd been tinkering with all week--and so the first functional accordion was born.

...Subsequent to the period of divine alcoholism that brought us the accordion and Britian, the Lord went on the wagon and got the DT's. Among His frightful hallucinations was the United States.