- 20:09:22: When Nathan's waiting for another survivor to heal him on L4D and the others are like '...hellno' I laugh. It's hilarious. #evilsister
- 20:24:36: David Tennant and Catherine Tate rumoured to be appearing in a production of Much Ado About Nothing, eh? *gets excited*
- 20:31:32: @rantingteacher http://tinyurl.com/2wxlxxo :)
- 20:34:31: @rantingteacher Indeed :D Plenty of time to save the pennies for tickets/transport as well *victory dance*
- 20:35:30: @GreenDragonGirl Weird to think that it was so long ago, even though I wasn't alive back then. A lot of my favourite bands were though :l
- 20:39:49: @chloepopheart Plus, THE THEATRE! I want to rope in a whole load of minions and go. And perhaps a few kidnappings wouldn't be amiss...
- 20:40:58: Next week, I'm going to get that b&w film of mine developed. I want to see how rubbish the pics were :'D
- 20:41:17: And I also need to get snapping on the colour one I have :D
- 21:09:29: Dear TalkTalk, piss off with the bloody redirections. Sincerely, Someone Who Wants to Use Her Internet
- 21:13:30: @azuire It's more "Why go to Amazon WHEN YOU CAN GO TO A GROSS PORN SITE INSTEAD *redirects*" :(
- 21:13:49: @azuire Though I've had such an experience with satnavs :P
- 21:16:41: @azuire Need to research the UK music charts from 1962? HERE'S 'CHINA ON TV' INSTEAD *redirects*
- 21:17:25: @azuire If you Google TalkTalk redirections, you'll find a lot of people with the same problem. It's all a marketing thing. But porn? IDEK.
- 21:19:36: @azuire Oh, and you get pop-ups as well. Again, marketing. I'll shut up tweeting you about it now :P
- 21:21:42: Now, to continue my Great Type-Up Adventure. Feeling a strange fondness for my novel, crap though it is.
- 21:24:16: Wondering if I can upload my novel to Google Docs when it's typed and scanned and put a link on LJ for people to download...
- 21:25:08: @rosiebunny Katie Price and Alex Reid will split up, get back together again, split up again and she'll marry her next plaything.
- 21:33:55: Might get a couple of A4 hardback sketchbooks and an A3. I need to get back into art again and stop wasting my talent. Mum would kill me :P
- 21:36:12: Oh, and also all the people who bought me art materials this Christmas. This is for you guys! <3
- 21:36:36: @rantingteacher LMAO. The latter! The latter!
- 21:37:11: Anyone got any ideas for an art project I could do? What sort of thing would you like to see me draw?
- 21:37:20: RT @Da7e: If your twitter icon is still an egg, I'm not even reading your tweets. Just letting you know.
- 21:43:25: @azuire I'd love to do a proper web comic in future - previous attempts have all failed, due to flimsy plots and lack of dedication.
- 21:43:50: @azuire That being said, I know where my failings are so I can smite them accordingly :D
- 21:44:33: @azuire And I'd like to do podcasts, as well. It would be immense fun :D
- 21:46:50: Dear OpenOffice, I am English, as in UK. So suck it up and stop autocorrecting everything.
- 21:47:49: @azuire We could do a comedy podio-novel or something :D
- 21:48:57: @rosiebunny Your reference to Keith as 'the Keith' made me giggle. It makes him sound all awesome and shiny, which he obviously is :D
- 21:51:24: @azuire We'll put our reality in a blender with that one and the rest is obvious from there >:) NO-ONE SHALL STOP US! MUAHAHA!
- 21:59:28: Ooh, drawing tablet for £59.99... *gets excited*
- 22:04:21: RT @SGUAwareness: Remember to do your part to spike #SGU sales on Tuesday! http://bit.ly/hs6yAk *Updated to include other methods to pur ...
- 22:13:33: @azuire http://www.goingthewongway.com/208/difference-between-nerd-geek-and-dork/ - I think he pretty much nailed it there :P
- 22:19:45: @azuire @jhameia's one kicks ass. The venn diagram is very snazzy and accurate. Now studying it closely to see where I fall :P
- 22:21:19: http://bit.ly/eqB8Yk < - Thinking I'm a nerd. Intelligent, obsessive and socially inept.
- 22:28:17: @azuire So... geeks, then? :P
- 22:33:43: 12328 words typed up, thus far. And I've just realised that I tweet like a mofo - all this waffleage will be appearing on my LJ :'D
- 22:37:49: @GreenDragonGirl I looked for the tablet on the US Amazon but can't find it on there. The model name is Aiptek SlimTablet 600U Premium II :)
- 22:38:57: @azuire ONWARDS AND UPWARDS, AT AN ANGLE OF 92°, AIMING FOR ALPHA CENTAURI.
- 22:46:43: @azuire LET US MAKE GRAMMATICAL SANDWICHES IN WHICH THE MARKER AND BARE INFINITIVE COME FIRST. DELICIOUS GRAMMAR.
- 22:50:39: @azuire YES, DAMMIT. Poor abused semi-colon; the amount of people who mistreat it is sickening and we should set up a charity for it.
- 22:59:09: 12586 words. 2414 left to type up until I can call myself done for the night, and just about an hour left in the day. This will be fun.
- 23:00:02: I don't even know if the shop's open tomorrow, because it's a bank holiday again. I'll nip up there anyway because it isn't far, but I dunno
- 23:01:29: Dear random tweeter: what does weight loss have to do with setting up charities for poor, abused semi-colons? Amused and baffled, Me.
- 23:04:03: @eatthepen What, a charity for the poor, abused semi-colons? :P
- 23:08:38: @eatthepen Perhaps the weight-loss guys want the semi-colons to lose that extra fiddly bit on the comma to become a colon. Evil bastards!
- 23:09:10: @eatthepen I was also considering writing a story in which the villain is the floor. THEY'LL NEVER ESCAPE
- 23:11:41: @AURELIACAGLE368 Go away. I find your icon dull and your tweets moronic.
- 23:12:37: @eatthepen Why thank you :D Now said villian needs some quirks... obsessive-compulsive floor, anyone?
- 23:15:26: @eatthepen Could be, could be... maniacally depressed OCD floor? A floor that collects teapots? A floor with its own religion?
- 23:16:37: 12700 words... slowly making progress, but I know I won't be in bed now until about two in the morning! :P
- 23:17:44: Incidentally, I crushed the puny malware on sibling's computer. He came downstairs, actually thanking me. I was baffled.
- 23:18:59: @eatthepen It's something that will probably require thought. If I can make it not shoe or foot related and make it work, then yay :D
- 23:20:22: @eatthepen No, my sibling is far from puny. He's younger than me, but just as tall and also bigger horizontally. The malware was pathetic.
- 23:22:13: I described my novel, through the supporting character, as 'Enid Blyton on crack'. I'm starting to see why.
- 23:24:08: @eatthepen I suppose you could call him mentally puny. So yes, it's my duty. No wonder the malware chose his computer; a kindred spirit!
- 23:31:17: Installing something to convert FLAC files to AAC format. Only Winrar's being a pillock and saying the files are corrupt.
- 23:32:32: Ostriches is trending. I see this as a victory for my favourite animal other than the camel.
- 23:32:54: Grammarfail. 'Ostriches' is trending.
- 23:33:38: Right, this installer had better work...
- 23:48:34: It would be nice if the weather started perking up soon. I want some decent light conditions for my photography, dammit!
- 23:49:37: RT @eccentricyoruba: Help Oysters, Pearls and Magic get off its feet! http://bit.ly/dSAsqq
- 23:51:45: #replacewordinmovietitlewithostriches Sex and the Ostrich
- 23:52:45: #replacewordinmovietitlewithostrich The Lion, the Witch and the Ostrich. Bonus points for rhyming!
- 23:53:12: #replacewordinmovietitlewithostrich The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Ostrich
- 23:53:25: @azuire Or Ostrich of the Opera :P #replacewordinmovietitlewithostrich
- 23:53:48: #replacewordinmovietitlewithostrich Dude, Where's My Ostrich?
- 23:54:44: #replacewordinmovietitlewithostrich Ostrich vs. Predator. You know who would win.
- 23:55:17: @azuire It's more surreal :P I'm wondering what a Phantom of the Ostrich might look like now...
- 23:56:08: #replacewordinmovietitlewithostrich Star Wars VI, Return of the Ostrich
- 23:56:34: @rosiebunny I LOVE THAT FILM. Both the normal one and the Ostrich special edition
- 23:57:17: #replacewordinmovietitlewithostrich 500 Days of Ostrich
- 23:57:48: RT @rosiebunny: @SirKelsalot @eatthepen How to train your ostritch
- 23:58:24: #replacewordinmovietitlewithostrich 2001: An Ostrich Odyssey
- 23:59:53: MY ENTIRE TIMELINE HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY OSTRICHES. #thisisawesome
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Yes it is. Or at least, they can read the PDF. I'm pretty sure they can download/print it as well.
Movie titles... hmm...
Disney Edition:
The Ostrich Book
The Ostrich King
Ostrich and the Beast
Lilo and Ostrich
101 Ostriches
Ostrich and Company
Snow White and the 7 Ostriches
Ice Age: Dawn of the Ostriches
Harry Potter Edition:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer/Philosofer's Ostrich
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Ostriches
Harry Potter and and the Ostrich of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Ostrich of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Ostrich
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Ostrich
Harry Potter and the Deathly Ostrich
Misc:
I Hope They Serve Ostriches in Hell.
Back to the Ostrich
Ostrich Park
Meet the Ostriches
The 40 Year Old Ostrich
Jurassic Ostrich
The Passion of the Ostrich
Ostrich Hood
12 Angry Ostriches
The Lord of the Ostriches
Raiders of the Lost Ostrich
The Silence of the Ostriches
Saving Private Ostrich
Ostrich Millionaire (Or Slumdog Ostrich)
The Wizard of Ostrich
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Ostrich
A Streetcar named Ostrich
Howl's Moving Ostrich
Pirates of the Ostrich (or Ostriches of the Caribbean)
A Clockwork Ostrich
Monty Python and the Holy Ostrich
I had way too much fun with that and really need to stop now...
On the Ostrich films: LMAO. I can't pick a favourite :'D