I went to the flea market, getting soaked in the process. QSExtra had orange shoes, but none in my size, and I bought a 2GB Micro SD card for £5. Mission accomplished, I took it home, took the memory card out of my phone and slotted the new one in. It went in a bit odd at first; it took some pushing to get it in, but I managed. I turned my phone on, went into 'phone status'...

The new card didn't register. At first I was puzzled, thinking my phone was just playing silly buggers with me again, but then I realised what was wrong. The two cards are slightly different; this phone would only accept a very specific type of card. And, worse still, the new Micro SD was stuck.

After a brief panic, we got the card out (thank you, Dad, and your magical pins!) and I've figured out a way of making space for the Chronicles of Kelza: Ireland Special. The SD card fits Ashley's phone, so I put it in and transferred all my photos and videos, then deleted everything off my phone.

Crisis averted, then! I nearly died when I realised the Micro SD was stuck. The thing about my phone is it's hard enough getting the ordinary card out; the slot's so precariously located and designed that you'd need fingers like pins to get anything out of it. And then it only takes a specific type of card... there's a whiff of Apple about it all.