- Q: um, can't sing
- A: yeah, so?
- Q: in add_a_writer it said to come here for a good time ...
- A: yeah, so ... what's the question?
- Q: when does the good time start?
- A: you seem to be enjoying yourself
- Q: well, yeah ... but I'm really tired of playing with myself ...
- A: and you expect me to respond to that?
- Q: you don't give points for double-on-tahn-duhs?
- A: right; we also don't give points for cutesy-bootsy spelling
- Q: why not?
- A: It's the Queen's English; just because you're living in the colonies, doesn't mean you get to make shit up on your own
- Q: you said a bad word
- A: I was thinking something much worse
- Q: really? would you tell me what you were thinking if I dropped my pants and sang something from "La Boheme"?
- A: 1) you can't sing, and 2) even if you could, I get the feeling there's really nothing in your pants worth singing about
- Q: why are television-English girls so hot?
- A: it's our ahhhhhhkkkkk-scent; "sounds, good enough to smell"
- Q: I'm in love already, and we just met
- A: ...